Hi There!

Welcome to my home site. You can check out my photo to the left.

Really? No. I’ll let you in on a little secret. I lie. That’s right, I am an unrepentant fibber, you might even say a most proficient prevaricator. I’ll lie about anything that strikes my fancy. And if it catches your attention, for even a second? Well, then, I’ll lie some more. And the lies may even get
bigger and better. To turn a phrase, there is no such thing as bad attention. And now that I have yours, I’ll let you in on another secret.

I kill. No, I didn’t say ‘thrill’, although I hope to do that too. I said ‘kill’, as in murder. I murder men, women, children, aliens and sometimes (though I cringe to say it and it does sometimes give me nightmares) family pets. If my boss doesn’t give me the raise I asked for, I’ll just kill him. That guy that cut me off on my way to work this morning? When he gets out of
his car at the parking garage, a hit man will be waiting for him. That dentist that said ‘root canal’ with such a cheerful smile? A pipe bomb in his afternoon Fed Ex delivery should wipe the smile from his face. Sure, his receptionist will probably get ghosted in the process but why should I care? The local authorities don’t care, they let me get away with it, they just consider it my
contribution to cleaning up society. Why?

Because I do it all on paper. I am a writer. I’m one of those lucky souls that get to commit mayhem with impunity. Heck, sometimes, if I’m fortunate, I even get paid to do it, although the salary could be termed, well–criminal.

And I don’t just do it here, on Earth (or Terra to be more specific), I have carried my mission of mayhem to the far reaches of the Universe and even to other dimensions. No one is safe and nothing is impossible. And not even Dr. Who or Captain Kirk ever try to stop me. So don’t make me mad or you could wind
up in one of my stories–and that might not be a good thing.

In my world (or worlds) ‘time wounds all heels’. The creeps always get what is coming to them, and I have a little less stress in my life because I don’t keep it bottled up. Oh, no, I just let it spill out all over the paper for all to see and let my long-suffering editor worry about the cleanup. Look at it this
way; I don’t have to pay a psychiatrist and I sometimes get back enough $$ to indulge my coffee addiction.

Seriously, I think one of the greatest attributes of the human condition is imagination, and the greatest skill one can learn is reading. If you have those two gifts, all things are possible. The ability to read opens up a lifetime of learning, adventure, and excitement. No matter your personal circumstance, through stories and books, you can live the greatest adventures safely, visit exotic lands or the far reaches of the universe, and become someone you would never dare to be in real life. Nothing brings me more pleasure than the creation of imaginary worlds and situations that I and others can escape into. Although it can be sometimes frustrating, I find the whole ceremony of creativity completely enthralling.

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